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Listicles Have a Tendency to be Chewy

Things that are easier since I quit biting my nails:

  • Scratching bug bites
  • Popping Zits
  • Giving goose-bump-inducing cranial messages
  • Opening the little flap on my cell phone so I can plug in my charger
  • Doing that bitchy, impatient finger-tapping thing favored by Bond villains and evil receptionists with waxed upper lips
  • Peeling back that stubborn last layer of skin on an onion

Things that are more difficult since I quit biting my nails:

  • The two-fingered scroll thingy on the touchpad on my Mac
  • Typing in general
  • Self-pleasure of the intimate kind
  • Painting my nails (really? REALLY? seems unfair)
  • Picking my nose

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